I in general extremely seldom agree to remove recently any comment for TV. For radio - please, and for TV - does not pin. Dreary this business: three-five minutes you answer a question, then minutes forty remove your hands on the keyboard and on the mouse, and in transfer it turns to 2-3 seconds more or less casually cuttings of words from interview. It is clear, genre laws, but somehow does not pin.
Today all the same have agreed to remove a plot for NTV - how the Public chamber with mister Slutsker decided today that all "thousanowners" should be registered as mass-media.
This time spoke long - minutes 20-30. Hands on the keyboard removed much less - minutes 10. The plot that is characteristic, on NTV already left - to me friends have told. Dmitry Koshel even has managed to write down and has laid out a roller, for what to it many thanks. Only the sound there is not present - at least at me all players show without a sound. Therefore I and do not know till now, what exactly have told in this occasion.
But work in sweat of the person has been rewarded - the roller goes already 33 seconds. Progress!
суббота, 19 апреля 2008 г.
The east - business thin
Has recollected a sketch from the past. Settlement Lazarevsky, Sochi. In a narrow part of settlement, there are two parallel roads (street Lazareva and street Pavlova) which incorporate small lanes. The majority of them - unilateral, corresponding signs there hang.
I go to shop. To one of lanes from street Lazareva there drives the car with "Dzhigit". On the other hand a lane under a brick there drives the car with other "Dzhigit". Cars about identical - decorated as a New Year tree of the Harmony "six" and rusty the Harmony "nine" with blue mudguards Sparco. There are two cars almost exactly in the middle of a lane. Part they cannot - a lane narrow. That "Dzhigit" who goes in the resolved direction to concede does not gather - it is right in all respects. But that "Dzhigit" who has driven under "brick" - especially to concede does not gather: to "Dzhigits", first, rules do not exist, and secondly, it that - not "Dzhigit", whether that, and "Dzhigits" never concede are a law of mountains.
While I went on a lane, they were put out from windows and practised in knowledge of Russian abusive: explained each other, what mums, roofs of the house and pets each other they had and how many time for a day. Then I have curtailed to shop and conversation have ceased to be audible.
In shop I have met the acquaintance, and we with it have gone to drink beer and to chat. Has occupied it somewhere hour. Have then said goodbye also I has gone back. Passing on the same lane, I have seen these two rams (more precisely, the ram there was only one - that ugly creature who has passed under "brick" and has refused to pass the counter car) who stood in the same pose. Only they did not swear any more, and simply sat in the cars and waited, when the opponent the first will not sustain. To one of them it was easier - in salon there was a yellow newspaper of Brezhnev's times, and he with interest read it. The second, apparently, waited, when that will read up to ask to familiarise a newspaper.
I, of course, did not begin to wait, than it is all will end. But till now it is interesting to me - how many they there have sat out, if only on my eyes rested more hour.
I go to shop. To one of lanes from street Lazareva there drives the car with "Dzhigit". On the other hand a lane under a brick there drives the car with other "Dzhigit". Cars about identical - decorated as a New Year tree of the Harmony "six" and rusty the Harmony "nine" with blue mudguards Sparco. There are two cars almost exactly in the middle of a lane. Part they cannot - a lane narrow. That "Dzhigit" who goes in the resolved direction to concede does not gather - it is right in all respects. But that "Dzhigit" who has driven under "brick" - especially to concede does not gather: to "Dzhigits", first, rules do not exist, and secondly, it that - not "Dzhigit", whether that, and "Dzhigits" never concede are a law of mountains.
While I went on a lane, they were put out from windows and practised in knowledge of Russian abusive: explained each other, what mums, roofs of the house and pets each other they had and how many time for a day. Then I have curtailed to shop and conversation have ceased to be audible.
In shop I have met the acquaintance, and we with it have gone to drink beer and to chat. Has occupied it somewhere hour. Have then said goodbye also I has gone back. Passing on the same lane, I have seen these two rams (more precisely, the ram there was only one - that ugly creature who has passed under "brick" and has refused to pass the counter car) who stood in the same pose. Only they did not swear any more, and simply sat in the cars and waited, when the opponent the first will not sustain. To one of them it was easier - in salon there was a yellow newspaper of Brezhnev's times, and he with interest read it. The second, apparently, waited, when that will read up to ask to familiarise a newspaper.
I, of course, did not begin to wait, than it is all will end. But till now it is interesting to me - how many they there have sat out, if only on my eyes rested more hour.
вторник, 15 апреля 2008 г.
For some reason I am not surprised
The Press release. Not a joke.
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«Youngguards» Alexander Fadeeva - the novel on which one generation of the Soviet schoolboys has grown not.
Names Ulyjana Gromova, Oleg Koshevogo, Lubov Shevtsova, Sergey Tjulenina and other youngguardsmen became nominal.
Times vary, but heroes remain!
In publishing house "Exmo" there is a remake legendary «Youngguards» - the book which is called "Command", its author - Dmitry Ivanov.
Summer. The gang of terrorists free enters into a small town in the south of Russia. They make demands to the Russian authorities and take in hostages all peace population silent Krasnokumsk. But terrible plans of Mojaheds are broken by young townsmen …
The plot of the novel checked up by time is put in a novel basis «Youngguards» Alexander Fadeeva. But action is transferred presently.
Modern schoolboys come off in discos and virginity lose, swear at parents and fight with contemporaries. And who could know, that ten careless boys and the little girls even badly familiar with each other, will unite in the COMMAND and will resist to aggressors! Terrorists at all have not apprehended them seriously, as has helped the Russian special services which have released a city.
Round local DJ Alik Kurennogo Marjana Khromov, Andryukha Tjumenev, Lyudmila Shvetsova's schoolboys gather, etc. to Run or struggle, obey or search the help, to betray or rescue - each participant of "Command" solves for itself.
Whether modern teenagers are capable of heroic acts? What for them such words, how patriotism and love to the Native land mean? Dmitry Ivanov answers these questions on "Command" pages. It is interesting, whether the reader will agree with it. "
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I for some reason always considered the writers using similar receptions, is simple ugly creatures. I do not insist on the opinion. But it I will not change.
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«Youngguards» Alexander Fadeeva - the novel on which one generation of the Soviet schoolboys has grown not.
Names Ulyjana Gromova, Oleg Koshevogo, Lubov Shevtsova, Sergey Tjulenina and other youngguardsmen became nominal.
Times vary, but heroes remain!
In publishing house "Exmo" there is a remake legendary «Youngguards» - the book which is called "Command", its author - Dmitry Ivanov.
Summer. The gang of terrorists free enters into a small town in the south of Russia. They make demands to the Russian authorities and take in hostages all peace population silent Krasnokumsk. But terrible plans of Mojaheds are broken by young townsmen …
The plot of the novel checked up by time is put in a novel basis «Youngguards» Alexander Fadeeva. But action is transferred presently.
Modern schoolboys come off in discos and virginity lose, swear at parents and fight with contemporaries. And who could know, that ten careless boys and the little girls even badly familiar with each other, will unite in the COMMAND and will resist to aggressors! Terrorists at all have not apprehended them seriously, as has helped the Russian special services which have released a city.
Round local DJ Alik Kurennogo Marjana Khromov, Andryukha Tjumenev, Lyudmila Shvetsova's schoolboys gather, etc. to Run or struggle, obey or search the help, to betray or rescue - each participant of "Command" solves for itself.
Whether modern teenagers are capable of heroic acts? What for them such words, how patriotism and love to the Native land mean? Dmitry Ivanov answers these questions on "Command" pages. It is interesting, whether the reader will agree with it. "
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I for some reason always considered the writers using similar receptions, is simple ugly creatures. I do not insist on the opinion. But it I will not change.
суббота, 12 апреля 2008 г.
Short response about Herathera Island Resort
Short response about Herathera Island Resort
About this island-hotel I already in detail wrote, therefore a short response following the results of fortnight stay.
In spite of the fact that here, in general, more or less it was pleasant to us, I would not began to recommend to go in this hotel at least in the nearest year-two. The main conclusion - for this money absolutely precisely can be found much more comfortable variants. The basic minuses the following:
The most difficult and long flight on Maldives. From Male to island to fly hour fifteen on internal flight which flies few times in day. As a result after an arrival here we waited for it three hours forty minutes (it after sleepless night), and back to us to wait in Male of flight to Dubai more than five hours, and it still very much on-bozheski - some send day flight and then it to wait for an order of 12 hours is in general will become crazy. (In this case, the truth, the people simply reserves hotel to Male.)
Island still very long to lead up to mind: a part of groups of a bungalow leave on absolutely indecent beach, and there the people already lodge. Local have told, that at them here the big program of work on island, but all will be made for a year-two.
The live reef directly at island is not present, to float with a mask - senselessly. Besides, ocean rather dirty: often there are islets seaweed, the sea cucumbers considerably spoiling a landscape and a bottom roll. In hotel free of charge take out on a live reef - there, of course, already decent diving, but, how much I could judge on photos from other reeves, this all is looked poorly enough. Though we of time three left and dived with pleasure.
A food modest enough. However, speak, on Maldives everywhere so - products to deliver uneasy. Therefore, maybe, I am simply spoilt by good Turkish hotels, where meal - fantastic.
Normal alcohol in general practically is not present. Beer on draught Carlsberg, the extremely modest even on unpretentious taste local wine, a poor set of cocktails and to do by their sense are not able. It is, of course, worried, but whether it is not enough at whom what interests... For the same reason to pay on All Inclusive - it be no point.
Service - between a three with plus and the four with a minus. On the one hand, like all friendly, smile and so on. But, as practice has shown, all strongly depends on the concrete person. At restaurant, as a rule, serve decently. In bars - it is strong as will carry, and quite often there are absolutely dreadful brakes. Number cleaning - too as will carry. At us one week were cleaned perfectly, another when the cleaner was replaced, disgustingly. The people in a reception - very strange: sit with eyes of a spoiling mouse and are terribly frightened, when hear any question. Questions thus almost always answer negatively but if you insist - go to search for somebody who can understand a question and on it to answer. However, in ресепшн quite often there is very sensible Romanian Evgenie who solves any problems. Besides, it very ridiculously speaks English: to listen - it is a pleasure.
DVD in numbers - ingenious. There an audioexit - only 5.1, but in numbers two columns on which they, not long thinking, have deduced only fronts are suspended only. So if a beret with itself DVD with normal sound DD or DTS - to look them it will not turn out. Films only with a binaural sound suit. Therefore all of us the taken cinema looked on the laptop.
The island is strongly extended, but they somehow have strange distributed two restaurants: country houses from a jacuzzi (and they meet everywhere) - eat at restaurant on one end of island, a country house without a jacuzzi - at restaurant on other end. Thus, there are country houses from which to restaurant to go - minutes 40. There, the truth, everyones go electropenalties and minibuses, but it is easy possible to wait for them and half an hour.
If the country house leaves on an atoll outer side - the kind there will be ugly. And they lodge the people in these country houses, but, the truth while on demand move on other party.
On the bathing party ocean very small. In the morning and in the afternoon when outflow, to come on a neck - it is necessary to pass lines knows how many. However, in second half of day inflow so becomes much deeper.
Entertainments here practically are not present any, but it is typical for Maldives
WiFi works far not in all country houses. However the wire Internet is everywhere.
Pluses as I already spoke, too exist, not all here is hopeless:
Country houses big and quite comfortable. What leave on an inside, as a rule, also have beautiful purely Maldivian appearance on ocean. Beach daily clean from seaweed and cucumbers, so after cleaning coast - as on a picture. Ocean at coast very warm. In the morning of degrees 26-27, in the evening - 36-37. You bathe as in a huge bath in the evening. If to leave far away - temperature all time somewhere 26-27. While in hotel there is not enough people. You bathe at ocean - on all beach zone a maximum of 1-2 more persons, and as a rule, there is nobody in general. All time such sensation, that you one on island. At restaurants and bars the people too while very much and have not enough. In one of bars the verandah hangs directly over ocean, and from it very in a fantastic way to admire a decline. On diving (bathing with a mask) a day on a live reef, and two times free of charge take out to different places.
Very good SPA. Weight of kinds of massage, the price reasonable, excellent surroundings and professional masseurs-tajki. In comparison with Turkey, where SPA almost always - expensive pleasure, here simply shine. At restaurant, strangely enough, many fresh fruit, that for Maldives, generally speaking, not typically. The Internet in any kind is in each country house.
Like all. That is more or are less happy, but more here we will not arrive.
About this island-hotel I already in detail wrote, therefore a short response following the results of fortnight stay.
In spite of the fact that here, in general, more or less it was pleasant to us, I would not began to recommend to go in this hotel at least in the nearest year-two. The main conclusion - for this money absolutely precisely can be found much more comfortable variants. The basic minuses the following:
The most difficult and long flight on Maldives. From Male to island to fly hour fifteen on internal flight which flies few times in day. As a result after an arrival here we waited for it three hours forty minutes (it after sleepless night), and back to us to wait in Male of flight to Dubai more than five hours, and it still very much on-bozheski - some send day flight and then it to wait for an order of 12 hours is in general will become crazy. (In this case, the truth, the people simply reserves hotel to Male.)
Island still very long to lead up to mind: a part of groups of a bungalow leave on absolutely indecent beach, and there the people already lodge. Local have told, that at them here the big program of work on island, but all will be made for a year-two.
The live reef directly at island is not present, to float with a mask - senselessly. Besides, ocean rather dirty: often there are islets seaweed, the sea cucumbers considerably spoiling a landscape and a bottom roll. In hotel free of charge take out on a live reef - there, of course, already decent diving, but, how much I could judge on photos from other reeves, this all is looked poorly enough. Though we of time three left and dived with pleasure.
A food modest enough. However, speak, on Maldives everywhere so - products to deliver uneasy. Therefore, maybe, I am simply spoilt by good Turkish hotels, where meal - fantastic.
Normal alcohol in general practically is not present. Beer on draught Carlsberg, the extremely modest even on unpretentious taste local wine, a poor set of cocktails and to do by their sense are not able. It is, of course, worried, but whether it is not enough at whom what interests... For the same reason to pay on All Inclusive - it be no point.
Service - between a three with plus and the four with a minus. On the one hand, like all friendly, smile and so on. But, as practice has shown, all strongly depends on the concrete person. At restaurant, as a rule, serve decently. In bars - it is strong as will carry, and quite often there are absolutely dreadful brakes. Number cleaning - too as will carry. At us one week were cleaned perfectly, another when the cleaner was replaced, disgustingly. The people in a reception - very strange: sit with eyes of a spoiling mouse and are terribly frightened, when hear any question. Questions thus almost always answer negatively but if you insist - go to search for somebody who can understand a question and on it to answer. However, in ресепшн quite often there is very sensible Romanian Evgenie who solves any problems. Besides, it very ridiculously speaks English: to listen - it is a pleasure.
DVD in numbers - ingenious. There an audioexit - only 5.1, but in numbers two columns on which they, not long thinking, have deduced only fronts are suspended only. So if a beret with itself DVD with normal sound DD or DTS - to look them it will not turn out. Films only with a binaural sound suit. Therefore all of us the taken cinema looked on the laptop.
The island is strongly extended, but they somehow have strange distributed two restaurants: country houses from a jacuzzi (and they meet everywhere) - eat at restaurant on one end of island, a country house without a jacuzzi - at restaurant on other end. Thus, there are country houses from which to restaurant to go - minutes 40. There, the truth, everyones go electropenalties and minibuses, but it is easy possible to wait for them and half an hour.
If the country house leaves on an atoll outer side - the kind there will be ugly. And they lodge the people in these country houses, but, the truth while on demand move on other party.
On the bathing party ocean very small. In the morning and in the afternoon when outflow, to come on a neck - it is necessary to pass lines knows how many. However, in second half of day inflow so becomes much deeper.
Entertainments here practically are not present any, but it is typical for Maldives
WiFi works far not in all country houses. However the wire Internet is everywhere.
Pluses as I already spoke, too exist, not all here is hopeless:
Country houses big and quite comfortable. What leave on an inside, as a rule, also have beautiful purely Maldivian appearance on ocean. Beach daily clean from seaweed and cucumbers, so after cleaning coast - as on a picture. Ocean at coast very warm. In the morning of degrees 26-27, in the evening - 36-37. You bathe as in a huge bath in the evening. If to leave far away - temperature all time somewhere 26-27. While in hotel there is not enough people. You bathe at ocean - on all beach zone a maximum of 1-2 more persons, and as a rule, there is nobody in general. All time such sensation, that you one on island. At restaurants and bars the people too while very much and have not enough. In one of bars the verandah hangs directly over ocean, and from it very in a fantastic way to admire a decline. On diving (bathing with a mask) a day on a live reef, and two times free of charge take out to different places.
Very good SPA. Weight of kinds of massage, the price reasonable, excellent surroundings and professional masseurs-tajki. In comparison with Turkey, where SPA almost always - expensive pleasure, here simply shine. At restaurant, strangely enough, many fresh fruit, that for Maldives, generally speaking, not typically. The Internet in any kind is in each country house.
Like all. That is more or are less happy, but more here we will not arrive.
As we went to Maldives
Process of selection of hotel on Maldives where we planned to go in the end of March - the beginning of April, was not strongly simple. It was found out, that from hundreds hotels with the Russian tour operators some pieces work all. And at the others for our tour operators - "excuse, all is occupied", and all-the-year-round. As a result our firms offer literally some hotels (different categories) which with them work and are guided basically by the Russian tourists - that is there practically only the Russian tourists and have a rest. (By the way, it is all it was showed literally last years: in the beginning of 2000th years for the Russian tour operators of problems with the order of numbers almost in any hotels was not.) And to us not that that would not be desirable to have a rest among only one compatriots (though it too influenced - compatriots in the fatherland already have slightly bothered, as well as we it), but offered variants did not like: even the best hotel from given by tour operator had mass of disadvantages and settled down very close to the airport - at a forum of hotel the people constantly complained, that planes fly by directly over a head, and it somehow at all did not smile to us.
It was possible to book, of course, room in any liked hotel directly - simply having reserved on a card through the Internet. However we there still never were, to fly there - lines knows how many, therefore on first time have decided not to risk and order all the same through tour operator.
Have touched somewhere from tens hotels, but all of them have given up to our tour operator - a pier, there are no places. At last have found absolutely new hotel which has been started in 2008, and so it, owing to recent occurrence, first, has not been especially filled, and secondly, accepted everybody - even us, dangerous Russian.
Longly studied a hotel site, read responses (basically Frenchmen, British and Germans). Actually, "hotel" - the term not quite correct. It not hotel, and island on which the complex of various institutions (a reception, sports, SPA settles down) and is immediate country houses in which live having a rest. In the name it also has been reflected - Herathera Island Resort.
Country houses Herathera
The people at a forum wrote, that country houses - excellent, meal and service - too remarkable, and here island for the present wildish: a pier, it is visible, that it only have started to improve and it has not reached yet a stage of unreal beauty of traditional Maldivian islands. On the other hand, some rejoiced having a rest, even it is good, that it is not similar to the others supposedly smoothed beauty for a long time has bothered, so it would be desirable something natural. Well and all said, that for fans of diving and diving (swimming with a mask and a tube) here at all a fountain: the ocean at beaches of country houses boring, is not enough fish, and near to some country houses - and in general sea cucumbers which spoil all magic Maldivian kind float, and on coast are thrown out, framing an unpleasant brown strip along a beach. Cucumbers, the truth, constantly clean, but nevertheless.
To swim for a while, as in an aquarium, there all the same is where, but for this purpose it is necessary to get out on a boat which takes out tourists to the basic reef few times in day.
We, having read all it, thought-thought, but have solved, what not the ocean all the same does not frighten us of strong diving: from us divers precisely same, as well as water bikers, and that such the water biker - we in general never knew. The decent country house, good service, ocean, a beach, a personal garden and not strongly plentiful, but healthy meal were necessary to us. Excursions us not especially interested, animation and discos - too so eventually have decided, that the given variant approaches. And as there it will appear actually - well so we will see, eventually...
This island that is characteristic, is considerably further the others - already behind equator, in a southern part of globe. Therefore to it still it is necessary to fly by the local plane, and then still to float on a boat. From variants of flights to Male (capital of Maldive Islands) it was offered two: direct Russian charter-party by the corresponding plane or the comfortable liner of regular flight to the Emirates of airlines to Dubai, there three rest-hours, then the same regular flight to Male. And both variants cost almost equally: direct charter-party or regular with transplantation in Dubai.
We have chosen regular flights. Charter-party - it always unpredictable. Predictedly there only quality of the plane - it always either bad, or awful. Charter-party can be late at a start and practically always strongly is late after homing. Besides takes off and arrives during as much as possible inconvenient time. Well it, this charter-party, we have solved...
The road to island has turned out, of course, serious. It to you not to Turkey three hours to fly. Though planes of airlines "Emirates" have simply amazed: I anywhere did not meet such comfort and quality. Armchairs wide, convenient, distance to a forward armchair big enough, also are even a falling support for feet. In a backrest of a forward armchair - the TV screen, under it - the individual panel. On this screen you can: to observe flight process (the plane image moves on a card with designations), to receive the information on flight, and the main thing - to see the image coming from two chambers, established in a nose and the plane bottom; to listen to tens radio channels, to look tens television channels, to look for choice any of almost hundred films of the diversified categories; to play any video games from presented several tens, and in many games it is possible to play with neighbours in the plane. From a panel underside there is phone to which can take advantage - for separate money. Also you can receive the Internet for small money for the laptop - to fall not to rise! Films are shown in a player regimen: at any moment it is possible to stop a picture, to rewind and so on. However, on all films there were Arabian subtitles, but it it is quite possible to go through.
Service and meal also were very good, but I in the presence of similar entertainments on this all attention somehow did not turn: has been occupied by viewing of pair new films in English which has not had time to look in Moscow, then has given due to games then observed real process of planting through a videocamera - the fascinating show is more tremendous.
When left the plane in Dubai, at the same time has looked, that such business-and the first class in the Emirates. The Business class was as the first class, for example, in Delta, and here the first class - such I still never saw: there not simply separate armchairs, and the whole complexes with the huge panel on the right in which that only it is not included. Details to make out, unfortunately, it was not possible, but this all was looked extremely impressively.
The airport in Dubai - huge and extremely beautiful. About its size says at least that fact, that from the plane by the bus we were carried minutes by fifteen. And the bus did two stoppings: one - for transients, another - to Dubai.
Building for going passengers - very simple form: something like the huge three-storyed gallery extended at length. From the extremity there to go to the extremity the minimum of minutes twenty but if you hasten it is possible to use mobile tapes.
On the ground floor - paradise duty free: shops of any sizes and for all tastes. It is said that the best in the world. We, however, would not like to go on duty free at all, therefore it has been decided to take a walk there on a return way.
On the second floor - any cafes, bines - and VIP-halls, small restaurants and so on. There still there is a big paid comfortable waiting room with all convenient armchairs, TVs, snack and binge - we wanted was to go there, but have seen the present Irish pub and have decided to sit down there: casting Guiness, stakes, wings-barbecues - in general, was than to be engaged three hours.
The only thing - slightly was disturbed by confusion with the schedule. The plane to Male as followed from the schedule, went from the third gate. But our number of flight from a boarding pass (we have received them in Moscow) has been specified in the twenty fifth gate, and it took off for any Colombo on Sri Lanka. And the basic problem consisted that the third and twenty fifth gates settled down exactly in the opposite extremities of a hall, that is between them was minutes twenty walkings.
It was necessary to go to understand to an information rack. It has appeared, that our gate - the third. And when we there have come, have seen inscription Colombo, instead of Male. By it absolutely were stunned, but then all was found out: this flight at first flies to Male, and then therefrom - in Colombo.
Have arrived in Male, capital of Maldive Islands. Here there the airport bears a strong resemblance to the old Sochi: a small stocky building in which practically anything is not present. On a small platform before the airport - as in Antalia: racks of travel agencies which meet the tourists and carry them on hotels. To us there have informed, that the local plane to wait three more and a half an hour - it flies only two once a day. It is impossible to tell, that it has strongly pleased us, but I expected something similar. However the meeting guide from hotel has not thrown having a rest on a destiny arbitrariness: us at once have registered in unit of local flights, have told, in how many it is necessary to approach for a start then the guide has taken away us in any decent cafe with ice-cream and drinks where it was possible to sit comfortably, and there from us money did not take - type as a compliment from hotel for expectation. We not fans of ice-cream so have ruined them on one coffee and two bottles of water, but it was all the same pleasant - though any care.
From Male to the necessary island (Ghana) hour with the small flies the small local plane. However it at all Messerschmitt and not the hydroplan - normal two-engined in which dangles nothing and does not collapse, and the stewardess even carried drinks and any wafers.
(And I have suddenly recollected, how on May, 9th from Sochi the plane about fifteen years ago flied to Krasnodar on similar. Only at that all time something jingled and fell off, the stewardess from safety all flight has stayed fastened to the armchair, the crew in an insole was drunk on the occasion of a holiday and all road shouted songs. The second pilot (or it was the navigator - I do not know) constantly left a cabin to communicate to passengers, and then, definitively having got tired, has gone to a toilet to struggle with a vodka overabundance, and before planting therefrom, in my opinion, and did not leave. I do not know, how we then have managed to land. Probably, the pilot had wide experience of flights in an insole the drunk. Probably, in another way it to fly already and was not able.)
The plane flied over islands at rather small height, and it was very interesting to look in a window - all islands as at palms.
Island Heratera
In the course of flight we is absolutely casual (for us) have crossed equator, and skill of the pilot deserves a separate mention - us at all has not shaken. I only have thought, that by the ship equator crossing is arranged with any festivals, and here anybody does not turn attention, as suddenly the stewardess has got any reading and writing from a locker and began to hand over them to all passengers. It has appeared, that it is beautiful nominal certificates on the equator crossing, executed on four tongues, including Russian (!). Amusing and nice service.
Have arrived on Ghana. It is a small islet on which it is not clear what ways the landing strip is located. There us (the whole group of the various passengers going on Heratera) have met, have selected luggage, have planted on the bus and have carried to a boat. Then even minutes twenty on boats (they float very quickly and if to consider, that from above over benches only an awning, - the powerful counter stream of air frames very original sensations) - and at last we on a place! From the moment of departure in the airport there have passed practically days - a little serious entertainment.
Herathera Island Resort
Heratera (the word what sincere) represents the narrow and strongly extended island. In a diameter it of metres hundred-two hundred, and extent of a tourist zone - kilometre four, judging by that from the extremity in its extremity it was possible to pass minutes for forty. For residing having a rest it is given only two kinds of premises: a usual country house and a country house from a jacuzzi. And usual country houses settle down on one party of island, and a country house from a jacuzzi - on another. Country houses quite comfortable: a terrace with two chaise lounges, chairs and a little table from ocean; the basic room of metres 35, in which except a huge bed with bed curtains from mosquitoes still a desktop, a sofa, a coffee table and the Zhk-panel with a DVD-player; a hall with wardrobe, the safe, a refrigeration cabinet and tea accessories, and also a spacious bathroom with the shower, leaving on one more terrace closed from different directions without a roof on which two chaise lounges are established, an umbrella from the sun and a huge jacuzzi. (Country houses without a jacuzzi differ only absence of a jacuzzi.)
Country house inside
The next country house settles down metres in four, however such neighbourhood does not frame impression of a communal flat: at each country house the piece of a garden and a beach turns out.
That is interesting, one party of island is bathing only - on which leaves percent seventy country houses. On an opposite side the strong current and decent waves, and a bottom is covered by fragments of corals and stones, therefore there is strictly forbidden to bathe. And a kind on that party - that still: fragments, ocean muddy stick out and it seems rather dirty. On that party there are three complexes of country houses - do not envy their inhabitants.
Ocean from an underside
This island does not have the "a house reef", therefore to float at ocean near to country houses with a mask it be no point: corals are not present, it is few fish, a bottom boring and uninteresting. Besides, metres hundred very finely, and the ocean gets warm degrees to 37 so bathing somehow does not freshen. To reach cool water, it is necessary to walk or float big enough distance.
Ocean from the correct party
However any divings here, certainly, prosper, it is just necessary to leave a little far away on a special boat which free of charge takes out having a rest two times a day - after a breakfast and after a dinner. It brings interested persons on a reef where you float as in an aquarium: corals, heaps of the diversified fishes, clivuses, small sharks and other amusing beings.
Island, as well as promised in responses, it is yet strongly improved: any wild thickets, violently growing scrubs and palm trees over which permanent jobs by forces of local aunts from villages, however, are conducted - them bring the whole brigades and they all day long root out something, clear away, land and so on. Many trees, plants and palm trees do not get accustomed: dry up and burn out on the sun. Then them dig out and put the new.
Restaurants on island only two: on northern and southern parties. Thus, if will not carry, it will be necessary to reach restaurant of minutes twenty-thirty on foot. For this reason here many go by bicycles: them give in hire on any quantity of days. Besides, on island any tourist cars and minibuses which bring up all interested persons ply.
With entertainments here all is the extremely modest. Three bars with pools, SPA-salon (by the way, quite good), a modest sports hall, shop with specialties and the diving centre. In the evenings in bars DJs drive a music and something is spent type of discos on which two-three persons light.
Bar with pool
That here the magnificent was found in meal by having a rest, writing responses at a forum, I not strongly understand. Feed more or less, with hunger we do not die, however assortment - at level of Turkish 3-4 stars. And about what-features to speak and it is not necessary at all - kitchen very simple, without trick. Besides, slightly irritates that fact, that for a breakfast, a dinner and a supper it is taken away strictly for two hours and if a breakfast till 9:30, and you have come exactly at 9:30 - is there will be already nothing, because somewhere at 9:20 waiters start all to clean hastily.
Food kind here always full board, that is a breakfast-dinner-supper because no other restaurants from the menu on island are present. Also there is variant All Inclusive when drinks and local alcohol enter into cost, however through the Russian tour operators this kind to order it is impossible - they refuse to Russian in All Inclusive. However, after the arrival on island you can take All Inclusive on all living in a country house (separately - it is forbidden), and it will manage in 35 dollars on the person a day. And so, it of that is not necessary even nearby! All Inclusive concerns only breakfasts-dinners-suppers (and to bars if it is a question only of beer and local drinks), and there enter a small small bottle of water on one person (the second will give, but with a scratch), beer on draught Carlsberg, white and red table home wine the extremely modest quality (in good hotels of Turkey local wine was much better), well and a local hard liquor which we have not risked to try. In bars normal drinks all the same for separate money so this All Inclusive simply does not pay off - well, that we it and did not begin to take.
In country houses two times a day - around a breakfast and before a supper are cleaned. Daily bring the big bottle of water and update assortment of teas. Serve and are cleaned only men - women we saw exclusively on plantings and beach cleaning.
Country house terrace
With impression service too a little dual. Basically serve well and behave very benevolently. However in bars all sharply varies: such sensation, that there have typed inhabitants absolutely other villages which have not tested the British sovereignty, therefore badly speak English (that usually for them is not characteristic - in English there speak everything, and very decently), and in general - any freezed. They slowly go, a little that understand, and the elementary requests can cause in them a moral collapse.
Yesterday, for example, have ordered in the evening a milk cocktail "Pina-Colada". Have just in case shown a line in the menu - that the waiter was precisely cut. That has left. The cocktail which they free of charge give having a rest with All Inclusive has come and has brought are the caramels dissolved in water with a rum drop. A cocktail of brightly red colour. We have asked the waiter: "It is valid
Pina-Colada"? That has for a long time reflected, has then shaken a head, has taken away a cocktail and has left. It has returned in five minutes with the same cocktail, has put it on a table and has faded. I have called up the manager of a hall who decently spoke English, and have asked to bring it not a solution of caramels, and a cocktail which at least will be outwardly similar on "Pina-Colada". Not red, not dark blue, not the violet. White. Because there coconut milk. Should be. And cream. Therefore it white. Not the red. You understand?
The manager has understood, because in five minutes to us have brought a cocktail of white colour. However, the cocktail even was worse, than it do in Moscow, - coconut milk was not absolutely (it on Maldives!), and that they on a glass have hung an orange lobe (it in a milk cocktail), it is necessary to kill all on a place, including any managers of halls. But, on the other hand, it really was white colour - here will not argue.
However, in bars sensible waiters, but this obvious exception to the rules occasionally come across. Other or terrible brakes, or in general something unimaginable: for example, one such cheerful waiter from a bar has approached to our little table and has asked factory "Java" sigarette. To us, in general, it is not a pity, but the waiter, shooting cigarettes at lodgers, - my best compliments to management.
The people here while very much and have not enough. The reasons for that a little. First, the complex only has opened. Secondly, over territory and an infrastructure here still to work and work. Thirdly, it is the farthest island on Maldives. Fourthly, in the presence of certain pluses of disadvantages here - above a roof. Well and fifthly - here plainly it nothing divers.
Beach line
Apparently, the complex is not filled and on a quarter. Country houses basically are not occupied, at pools of full free armchairs and plank beds, at restaurant the tenth part of little tables is filled, and even in the evening in a bar is almost empty. And, strangely enough, Russian here while most - it is probable, they, as well as we, have pecked on new hotel which works with the Russian tour operators. Russian, by my estimations, percent fifty, after them most of all Frenchmen. Well also there are still Germans, it is a little British and northerners (Norway, Iceland).
Germans light here basically. We sat yesterday and stirred at pool with one Russian by name of Paul who lives in the next country house, and observed, that the company of Germans got up. They shouted, laughed loudly so, that them was audible in Australia, sneezed, made a meteorism and fell in pool so that on-maximum to fill in all around. Demanded from waiters to submit beer and cocktails directly to pool (that, certainly, it is forbidden), have fallen down in water a chaise lounge - in general, had a good time under the full program.
Russian silently sat on angles of a platform and drank beer. As with beer in this bar all was very ridiculous: unlike a bar located in the end of island, the same beer (casting Carlsberg) costed more expensively almost for two dollars, but it spilt not in half litre mugs, and in 330-millilitrovye and also did not add somewhere a quarter. On a direct question what line for our money in these measuring tubes also such concrete incomplete filling, fight, fairly looking in eyes, has explained that is the car so the mass, and the car - it spills, the sir, cannot be mistaken. And here still Paul (it the businessman, but in the past - the professional sportsman) the beginnings to show me artful receptions of fight on knifes and any boxing shifts therefore the waiter who and so not strongly often appeared at our little table, in general has run away to a bar rack and stuck out there, gleaming eyes and not reacting on appeals. But though Germans, looking at Paul, somehow have quickly calmed down and have ceased to behave outrageously.
You think, we remained without beer? No, we have applied military cunning: have risen from an armchair and have pretended, that we leave. This villain the waiter has there and then come tearing along with accounts which we have signed, however at once have given out it the new order. Also have told, that tip will be directly proportional to rate of its occurrence with beer.
By the way, in a course here for some reason dollars. All prices in dollars: excursions, the menu in bars, the goods in a little shop. And dollars accept willingly only. Though also take euro and pounds - certainly, at the underestimated course. That is interesting, waiters refuse to take as euro tip in coins. It is said that coins then cannot change. Denominations it is possible any - euro, dollars, pounds, and here coins do not want. It was necessary to go to a reception and to exchange thirty euros for any fine dollars - for tip.
Have talked to some other Russian - have asked, as impressions of hotel. All have unanimously told, that country houses good, service tolerant, but an infrastructure - very poor. Let alone that entertainments are not present practically any. However it all the same Maldives, instead of Turkey. To Maldives go to enjoy kinds, to float at ocean, to be engaged in diving-snorkelingom and to receive thirty degrees of heat while in the homeland snow still lays. We, actually, behind it also have arrived, therefore are not disappointed yet. The ocean is, sand snow-white (the beach very carefully is daily cleaned), palm trees green, a country house comfortable - and what is necessary?
Decline on Heratera.
But I would not began to recommend this hotel because in comparison with other variants here it is a lot of disadvantages. At, I will notice, very solid price for residing - an order of 560 dollars for two in day (together with all flights and transfers).
It was possible to book, of course, room in any liked hotel directly - simply having reserved on a card through the Internet. However we there still never were, to fly there - lines knows how many, therefore on first time have decided not to risk and order all the same through tour operator.
Have touched somewhere from tens hotels, but all of them have given up to our tour operator - a pier, there are no places. At last have found absolutely new hotel which has been started in 2008, and so it, owing to recent occurrence, first, has not been especially filled, and secondly, accepted everybody - even us, dangerous Russian.
Longly studied a hotel site, read responses (basically Frenchmen, British and Germans). Actually, "hotel" - the term not quite correct. It not hotel, and island on which the complex of various institutions (a reception, sports, SPA settles down) and is immediate country houses in which live having a rest. In the name it also has been reflected - Herathera Island Resort.
Country houses Herathera
The people at a forum wrote, that country houses - excellent, meal and service - too remarkable, and here island for the present wildish: a pier, it is visible, that it only have started to improve and it has not reached yet a stage of unreal beauty of traditional Maldivian islands. On the other hand, some rejoiced having a rest, even it is good, that it is not similar to the others supposedly smoothed beauty for a long time has bothered, so it would be desirable something natural. Well and all said, that for fans of diving and diving (swimming with a mask and a tube) here at all a fountain: the ocean at beaches of country houses boring, is not enough fish, and near to some country houses - and in general sea cucumbers which spoil all magic Maldivian kind float, and on coast are thrown out, framing an unpleasant brown strip along a beach. Cucumbers, the truth, constantly clean, but nevertheless.
To swim for a while, as in an aquarium, there all the same is where, but for this purpose it is necessary to get out on a boat which takes out tourists to the basic reef few times in day.
We, having read all it, thought-thought, but have solved, what not the ocean all the same does not frighten us of strong diving: from us divers precisely same, as well as water bikers, and that such the water biker - we in general never knew. The decent country house, good service, ocean, a beach, a personal garden and not strongly plentiful, but healthy meal were necessary to us. Excursions us not especially interested, animation and discos - too so eventually have decided, that the given variant approaches. And as there it will appear actually - well so we will see, eventually...
This island that is characteristic, is considerably further the others - already behind equator, in a southern part of globe. Therefore to it still it is necessary to fly by the local plane, and then still to float on a boat. From variants of flights to Male (capital of Maldive Islands) it was offered two: direct Russian charter-party by the corresponding plane or the comfortable liner of regular flight to the Emirates of airlines to Dubai, there three rest-hours, then the same regular flight to Male. And both variants cost almost equally: direct charter-party or regular with transplantation in Dubai.
We have chosen regular flights. Charter-party - it always unpredictable. Predictedly there only quality of the plane - it always either bad, or awful. Charter-party can be late at a start and practically always strongly is late after homing. Besides takes off and arrives during as much as possible inconvenient time. Well it, this charter-party, we have solved...
The road to island has turned out, of course, serious. It to you not to Turkey three hours to fly. Though planes of airlines "Emirates" have simply amazed: I anywhere did not meet such comfort and quality. Armchairs wide, convenient, distance to a forward armchair big enough, also are even a falling support for feet. In a backrest of a forward armchair - the TV screen, under it - the individual panel. On this screen you can: to observe flight process (the plane image moves on a card with designations), to receive the information on flight, and the main thing - to see the image coming from two chambers, established in a nose and the plane bottom; to listen to tens radio channels, to look tens television channels, to look for choice any of almost hundred films of the diversified categories; to play any video games from presented several tens, and in many games it is possible to play with neighbours in the plane. From a panel underside there is phone to which can take advantage - for separate money. Also you can receive the Internet for small money for the laptop - to fall not to rise! Films are shown in a player regimen: at any moment it is possible to stop a picture, to rewind and so on. However, on all films there were Arabian subtitles, but it it is quite possible to go through.
Service and meal also were very good, but I in the presence of similar entertainments on this all attention somehow did not turn: has been occupied by viewing of pair new films in English which has not had time to look in Moscow, then has given due to games then observed real process of planting through a videocamera - the fascinating show is more tremendous.
When left the plane in Dubai, at the same time has looked, that such business-and the first class in the Emirates. The Business class was as the first class, for example, in Delta, and here the first class - such I still never saw: there not simply separate armchairs, and the whole complexes with the huge panel on the right in which that only it is not included. Details to make out, unfortunately, it was not possible, but this all was looked extremely impressively.
The airport in Dubai - huge and extremely beautiful. About its size says at least that fact, that from the plane by the bus we were carried minutes by fifteen. And the bus did two stoppings: one - for transients, another - to Dubai.
Building for going passengers - very simple form: something like the huge three-storyed gallery extended at length. From the extremity there to go to the extremity the minimum of minutes twenty but if you hasten it is possible to use mobile tapes.
On the ground floor - paradise duty free: shops of any sizes and for all tastes. It is said that the best in the world. We, however, would not like to go on duty free at all, therefore it has been decided to take a walk there on a return way.
On the second floor - any cafes, bines - and VIP-halls, small restaurants and so on. There still there is a big paid comfortable waiting room with all convenient armchairs, TVs, snack and binge - we wanted was to go there, but have seen the present Irish pub and have decided to sit down there: casting Guiness, stakes, wings-barbecues - in general, was than to be engaged three hours.
The only thing - slightly was disturbed by confusion with the schedule. The plane to Male as followed from the schedule, went from the third gate. But our number of flight from a boarding pass (we have received them in Moscow) has been specified in the twenty fifth gate, and it took off for any Colombo on Sri Lanka. And the basic problem consisted that the third and twenty fifth gates settled down exactly in the opposite extremities of a hall, that is between them was minutes twenty walkings.
It was necessary to go to understand to an information rack. It has appeared, that our gate - the third. And when we there have come, have seen inscription Colombo, instead of Male. By it absolutely were stunned, but then all was found out: this flight at first flies to Male, and then therefrom - in Colombo.
Have arrived in Male, capital of Maldive Islands. Here there the airport bears a strong resemblance to the old Sochi: a small stocky building in which practically anything is not present. On a small platform before the airport - as in Antalia: racks of travel agencies which meet the tourists and carry them on hotels. To us there have informed, that the local plane to wait three more and a half an hour - it flies only two once a day. It is impossible to tell, that it has strongly pleased us, but I expected something similar. However the meeting guide from hotel has not thrown having a rest on a destiny arbitrariness: us at once have registered in unit of local flights, have told, in how many it is necessary to approach for a start then the guide has taken away us in any decent cafe with ice-cream and drinks where it was possible to sit comfortably, and there from us money did not take - type as a compliment from hotel for expectation. We not fans of ice-cream so have ruined them on one coffee and two bottles of water, but it was all the same pleasant - though any care.
From Male to the necessary island (Ghana) hour with the small flies the small local plane. However it at all Messerschmitt and not the hydroplan - normal two-engined in which dangles nothing and does not collapse, and the stewardess even carried drinks and any wafers.
(And I have suddenly recollected, how on May, 9th from Sochi the plane about fifteen years ago flied to Krasnodar on similar. Only at that all time something jingled and fell off, the stewardess from safety all flight has stayed fastened to the armchair, the crew in an insole was drunk on the occasion of a holiday and all road shouted songs. The second pilot (or it was the navigator - I do not know) constantly left a cabin to communicate to passengers, and then, definitively having got tired, has gone to a toilet to struggle with a vodka overabundance, and before planting therefrom, in my opinion, and did not leave. I do not know, how we then have managed to land. Probably, the pilot had wide experience of flights in an insole the drunk. Probably, in another way it to fly already and was not able.)
The plane flied over islands at rather small height, and it was very interesting to look in a window - all islands as at palms.
Island Heratera
In the course of flight we is absolutely casual (for us) have crossed equator, and skill of the pilot deserves a separate mention - us at all has not shaken. I only have thought, that by the ship equator crossing is arranged with any festivals, and here anybody does not turn attention, as suddenly the stewardess has got any reading and writing from a locker and began to hand over them to all passengers. It has appeared, that it is beautiful nominal certificates on the equator crossing, executed on four tongues, including Russian (!). Amusing and nice service.
Have arrived on Ghana. It is a small islet on which it is not clear what ways the landing strip is located. There us (the whole group of the various passengers going on Heratera) have met, have selected luggage, have planted on the bus and have carried to a boat. Then even minutes twenty on boats (they float very quickly and if to consider, that from above over benches only an awning, - the powerful counter stream of air frames very original sensations) - and at last we on a place! From the moment of departure in the airport there have passed practically days - a little serious entertainment.
Herathera Island Resort
Heratera (the word what sincere) represents the narrow and strongly extended island. In a diameter it of metres hundred-two hundred, and extent of a tourist zone - kilometre four, judging by that from the extremity in its extremity it was possible to pass minutes for forty. For residing having a rest it is given only two kinds of premises: a usual country house and a country house from a jacuzzi. And usual country houses settle down on one party of island, and a country house from a jacuzzi - on another. Country houses quite comfortable: a terrace with two chaise lounges, chairs and a little table from ocean; the basic room of metres 35, in which except a huge bed with bed curtains from mosquitoes still a desktop, a sofa, a coffee table and the Zhk-panel with a DVD-player; a hall with wardrobe, the safe, a refrigeration cabinet and tea accessories, and also a spacious bathroom with the shower, leaving on one more terrace closed from different directions without a roof on which two chaise lounges are established, an umbrella from the sun and a huge jacuzzi. (Country houses without a jacuzzi differ only absence of a jacuzzi.)
Country house inside
The next country house settles down metres in four, however such neighbourhood does not frame impression of a communal flat: at each country house the piece of a garden and a beach turns out.
That is interesting, one party of island is bathing only - on which leaves percent seventy country houses. On an opposite side the strong current and decent waves, and a bottom is covered by fragments of corals and stones, therefore there is strictly forbidden to bathe. And a kind on that party - that still: fragments, ocean muddy stick out and it seems rather dirty. On that party there are three complexes of country houses - do not envy their inhabitants.
Ocean from an underside
This island does not have the "a house reef", therefore to float at ocean near to country houses with a mask it be no point: corals are not present, it is few fish, a bottom boring and uninteresting. Besides, metres hundred very finely, and the ocean gets warm degrees to 37 so bathing somehow does not freshen. To reach cool water, it is necessary to walk or float big enough distance.
Ocean from the correct party
However any divings here, certainly, prosper, it is just necessary to leave a little far away on a special boat which free of charge takes out having a rest two times a day - after a breakfast and after a dinner. It brings interested persons on a reef where you float as in an aquarium: corals, heaps of the diversified fishes, clivuses, small sharks and other amusing beings.
Island, as well as promised in responses, it is yet strongly improved: any wild thickets, violently growing scrubs and palm trees over which permanent jobs by forces of local aunts from villages, however, are conducted - them bring the whole brigades and they all day long root out something, clear away, land and so on. Many trees, plants and palm trees do not get accustomed: dry up and burn out on the sun. Then them dig out and put the new.
Restaurants on island only two: on northern and southern parties. Thus, if will not carry, it will be necessary to reach restaurant of minutes twenty-thirty on foot. For this reason here many go by bicycles: them give in hire on any quantity of days. Besides, on island any tourist cars and minibuses which bring up all interested persons ply.
With entertainments here all is the extremely modest. Three bars with pools, SPA-salon (by the way, quite good), a modest sports hall, shop with specialties and the diving centre. In the evenings in bars DJs drive a music and something is spent type of discos on which two-three persons light.
Bar with pool
That here the magnificent was found in meal by having a rest, writing responses at a forum, I not strongly understand. Feed more or less, with hunger we do not die, however assortment - at level of Turkish 3-4 stars. And about what-features to speak and it is not necessary at all - kitchen very simple, without trick. Besides, slightly irritates that fact, that for a breakfast, a dinner and a supper it is taken away strictly for two hours and if a breakfast till 9:30, and you have come exactly at 9:30 - is there will be already nothing, because somewhere at 9:20 waiters start all to clean hastily.
Food kind here always full board, that is a breakfast-dinner-supper because no other restaurants from the menu on island are present. Also there is variant All Inclusive when drinks and local alcohol enter into cost, however through the Russian tour operators this kind to order it is impossible - they refuse to Russian in All Inclusive. However, after the arrival on island you can take All Inclusive on all living in a country house (separately - it is forbidden), and it will manage in 35 dollars on the person a day. And so, it of that is not necessary even nearby! All Inclusive concerns only breakfasts-dinners-suppers (and to bars if it is a question only of beer and local drinks), and there enter a small small bottle of water on one person (the second will give, but with a scratch), beer on draught Carlsberg, white and red table home wine the extremely modest quality (in good hotels of Turkey local wine was much better), well and a local hard liquor which we have not risked to try. In bars normal drinks all the same for separate money so this All Inclusive simply does not pay off - well, that we it and did not begin to take.
In country houses two times a day - around a breakfast and before a supper are cleaned. Daily bring the big bottle of water and update assortment of teas. Serve and are cleaned only men - women we saw exclusively on plantings and beach cleaning.
Country house terrace
With impression service too a little dual. Basically serve well and behave very benevolently. However in bars all sharply varies: such sensation, that there have typed inhabitants absolutely other villages which have not tested the British sovereignty, therefore badly speak English (that usually for them is not characteristic - in English there speak everything, and very decently), and in general - any freezed. They slowly go, a little that understand, and the elementary requests can cause in them a moral collapse.
Yesterday, for example, have ordered in the evening a milk cocktail "Pina-Colada". Have just in case shown a line in the menu - that the waiter was precisely cut. That has left. The cocktail which they free of charge give having a rest with All Inclusive has come and has brought are the caramels dissolved in water with a rum drop. A cocktail of brightly red colour. We have asked the waiter: "It is valid
Pina-Colada"? That has for a long time reflected, has then shaken a head, has taken away a cocktail and has left. It has returned in five minutes with the same cocktail, has put it on a table and has faded. I have called up the manager of a hall who decently spoke English, and have asked to bring it not a solution of caramels, and a cocktail which at least will be outwardly similar on "Pina-Colada". Not red, not dark blue, not the violet. White. Because there coconut milk. Should be. And cream. Therefore it white. Not the red. You understand?
The manager has understood, because in five minutes to us have brought a cocktail of white colour. However, the cocktail even was worse, than it do in Moscow, - coconut milk was not absolutely (it on Maldives!), and that they on a glass have hung an orange lobe (it in a milk cocktail), it is necessary to kill all on a place, including any managers of halls. But, on the other hand, it really was white colour - here will not argue.
However, in bars sensible waiters, but this obvious exception to the rules occasionally come across. Other or terrible brakes, or in general something unimaginable: for example, one such cheerful waiter from a bar has approached to our little table and has asked factory "Java" sigarette. To us, in general, it is not a pity, but the waiter, shooting cigarettes at lodgers, - my best compliments to management.
The people here while very much and have not enough. The reasons for that a little. First, the complex only has opened. Secondly, over territory and an infrastructure here still to work and work. Thirdly, it is the farthest island on Maldives. Fourthly, in the presence of certain pluses of disadvantages here - above a roof. Well and fifthly - here plainly it nothing divers.
Beach line
Apparently, the complex is not filled and on a quarter. Country houses basically are not occupied, at pools of full free armchairs and plank beds, at restaurant the tenth part of little tables is filled, and even in the evening in a bar is almost empty. And, strangely enough, Russian here while most - it is probable, they, as well as we, have pecked on new hotel which works with the Russian tour operators. Russian, by my estimations, percent fifty, after them most of all Frenchmen. Well also there are still Germans, it is a little British and northerners (Norway, Iceland).
Germans light here basically. We sat yesterday and stirred at pool with one Russian by name of Paul who lives in the next country house, and observed, that the company of Germans got up. They shouted, laughed loudly so, that them was audible in Australia, sneezed, made a meteorism and fell in pool so that on-maximum to fill in all around. Demanded from waiters to submit beer and cocktails directly to pool (that, certainly, it is forbidden), have fallen down in water a chaise lounge - in general, had a good time under the full program.
Russian silently sat on angles of a platform and drank beer. As with beer in this bar all was very ridiculous: unlike a bar located in the end of island, the same beer (casting Carlsberg) costed more expensively almost for two dollars, but it spilt not in half litre mugs, and in 330-millilitrovye and also did not add somewhere a quarter. On a direct question what line for our money in these measuring tubes also such concrete incomplete filling, fight, fairly looking in eyes, has explained that is the car so the mass, and the car - it spills, the sir, cannot be mistaken. And here still Paul (it the businessman, but in the past - the professional sportsman) the beginnings to show me artful receptions of fight on knifes and any boxing shifts therefore the waiter who and so not strongly often appeared at our little table, in general has run away to a bar rack and stuck out there, gleaming eyes and not reacting on appeals. But though Germans, looking at Paul, somehow have quickly calmed down and have ceased to behave outrageously.
You think, we remained without beer? No, we have applied military cunning: have risen from an armchair and have pretended, that we leave. This villain the waiter has there and then come tearing along with accounts which we have signed, however at once have given out it the new order. Also have told, that tip will be directly proportional to rate of its occurrence with beer.
By the way, in a course here for some reason dollars. All prices in dollars: excursions, the menu in bars, the goods in a little shop. And dollars accept willingly only. Though also take euro and pounds - certainly, at the underestimated course. That is interesting, waiters refuse to take as euro tip in coins. It is said that coins then cannot change. Denominations it is possible any - euro, dollars, pounds, and here coins do not want. It was necessary to go to a reception and to exchange thirty euros for any fine dollars - for tip.
Have talked to some other Russian - have asked, as impressions of hotel. All have unanimously told, that country houses good, service tolerant, but an infrastructure - very poor. Let alone that entertainments are not present practically any. However it all the same Maldives, instead of Turkey. To Maldives go to enjoy kinds, to float at ocean, to be engaged in diving-snorkelingom and to receive thirty degrees of heat while in the homeland snow still lays. We, actually, behind it also have arrived, therefore are not disappointed yet. The ocean is, sand snow-white (the beach very carefully is daily cleaned), palm trees green, a country house comfortable - and what is necessary?
Decline on Heratera.
But I would not began to recommend this hotel because in comparison with other variants here it is a lot of disadvantages. At, I will notice, very solid price for residing - an order of 560 dollars for two in day (together with all flights and transfers).
Short response about Herathera Island Resort
Short response about Herathera Island Resort
About this island-hotel I already in detail wrote, therefore a short response following the results of fortnight stay.
In spite of the fact that here, in general, more or less it was pleasant to us, I would not began to recommend to go in this hotel at least in the nearest year-two. The main conclusion - for this money absolutely precisely can be found much more comfortable variants. The basic minuses the following:
The most difficult and long flight on Maldives. From Male to island to fly hour fifteen on internal flight which flies few times in day. As a result after an arrival here we waited for it three hours forty minutes (it after sleepless night), and back to us to wait in Male of flight to Dubai more than five hours, and it still very much on-bozheski - some send day flight and then it to wait for an order of 12 hours is in general will become crazy. (In this case, the truth, the people simply reserves hotel to Male.)
Island still very long to lead up to mind: a part of groups of a bungalow leave on absolutely indecent beach, and there the people already lodge. Local have told, that at them here the big program of work on island, but all will be made for a year-two.
The live reef directly at island is not present, to float with a mask - senselessly. Besides, ocean rather dirty: often there are islets seaweed, the sea cucumbers considerably spoiling a landscape and a bottom roll. In hotel free of charge take out on a live reef - there, of course, already decent diving, but, how much I could judge on photos from other reeves, this all is looked poorly enough. Though we of time three left and dived with pleasure.
A food modest enough. However, speak, on Maldives everywhere so - products to deliver uneasy. Therefore, maybe, I am simply spoilt by good Turkish hotels, where meal - fantastic.
Normal alcohol in general practically is not present. Beer on draught Carlsberg, the extremely modest even on unpretentious taste local wine, a poor set of cocktails and to do by their sense are not able. It is, of course, worried, but whether it is not enough at whom what interests... For the same reason to pay on All Inclusive - it be no point.
Service - between a three with plus and the four with a minus. On the one hand, like all friendly, smile and so on. But, as practice has shown, all strongly depends on the concrete person. At restaurant, as a rule, serve decently. In bars - it is strong as will carry, and quite often there are absolutely dreadful brakes. Number cleaning - too as will carry. At us one week were cleaned perfectly, another when the cleaner was replaced, disgustingly. The people in a reception - very strange: sit with eyes of a spoiling mouse and are terribly frightened, when hear any question. Questions thus almost always answer negatively but if you insist - go to search for somebody who can understand a question and on it to answer. However, in ресепшн quite often there is very sensible Romanian Evgenie who solves any problems. Besides, it very ridiculously speaks English: to listen - it is a pleasure.
DVD in numbers - ingenious. There an audioexit - only 5.1, but in numbers two columns on which they, not long thinking, have deduced only fronts are suspended only. So if a beret with itself DVD with normal sound DD or DTS - to look them it will not turn out. Films only with a binaural sound suit. Therefore all of us the taken cinema looked on the laptop.
The island is strongly extended, but they somehow have strange distributed two restaurants: country houses from a jacuzzi (and they meet everywhere) - eat at restaurant on one end of island, a country house without a jacuzzi - at restaurant on other end. Thus, there are country houses from which to restaurant to go - minutes 40. There, the truth, everyones go electropenalties and minibuses, but it is easy possible to wait for them and half an hour.
If the country house leaves on an atoll outer side - the kind there will be ugly. And they lodge the people in these country houses, but, the truth while on demand move on other party.
On the bathing party ocean very small. In the morning and in the afternoon when outflow, to come on a neck - it is necessary to pass lines knows how many. However, in second half of day inflow so becomes much deeper.
Entertainments here practically are not present any, but it is typical for Maldives
WiFi works far not in all country houses. However the wire Internet is everywhere.
Pluses as I already spoke, too exist, not all here is hopeless:
Country houses big and quite comfortable. What leave on an inside, as a rule, also have beautiful purely Maldivian appearance on ocean.
Beach daily clean from seaweed and cucumbers, so after cleaning coast - as on a picture.
Ocean at coast very warm. In the morning of degrees 26-27, in the evening - 36-37. You bathe as in a huge bath in the evening. If to leave far away - temperature all time somewhere 26-27.
While in hotel there is not enough people. You bathe at ocean - on all beach zone a maximum of 1-2 more persons, and as a rule, there is nobody in general. All time such sensation, that you one on island. At restaurants and bars the people too while very much and have not enough.
In one of bars the verandah hangs directly over ocean, and from it very in a fantastic way to admire a decline.
On diving (bathing with a mask) a day on a live reef, and two times free of charge take out to different places.
Very good SPA. Weight of kinds of massage, the price reasonable, excellent surroundings and professional masseurs-tajki. In comparison with Turkey, where SPA almost always - expensive pleasure, here simply shine.
At restaurant, strangely enough, many fresh fruit, that for Maldives, generally speaking, not typically.
The Internet in any kind is in each country house.
Like all. That is more or are less happy, but more here we will not arrive.
About this island-hotel I already in detail wrote, therefore a short response following the results of fortnight stay.
In spite of the fact that here, in general, more or less it was pleasant to us, I would not began to recommend to go in this hotel at least in the nearest year-two. The main conclusion - for this money absolutely precisely can be found much more comfortable variants. The basic minuses the following:
The most difficult and long flight on Maldives. From Male to island to fly hour fifteen on internal flight which flies few times in day. As a result after an arrival here we waited for it three hours forty minutes (it after sleepless night), and back to us to wait in Male of flight to Dubai more than five hours, and it still very much on-bozheski - some send day flight and then it to wait for an order of 12 hours is in general will become crazy. (In this case, the truth, the people simply reserves hotel to Male.)
Island still very long to lead up to mind: a part of groups of a bungalow leave on absolutely indecent beach, and there the people already lodge. Local have told, that at them here the big program of work on island, but all will be made for a year-two.
The live reef directly at island is not present, to float with a mask - senselessly. Besides, ocean rather dirty: often there are islets seaweed, the sea cucumbers considerably spoiling a landscape and a bottom roll. In hotel free of charge take out on a live reef - there, of course, already decent diving, but, how much I could judge on photos from other reeves, this all is looked poorly enough. Though we of time three left and dived with pleasure.
A food modest enough. However, speak, on Maldives everywhere so - products to deliver uneasy. Therefore, maybe, I am simply spoilt by good Turkish hotels, where meal - fantastic.
Normal alcohol in general practically is not present. Beer on draught Carlsberg, the extremely modest even on unpretentious taste local wine, a poor set of cocktails and to do by their sense are not able. It is, of course, worried, but whether it is not enough at whom what interests... For the same reason to pay on All Inclusive - it be no point.
Service - between a three with plus and the four with a minus. On the one hand, like all friendly, smile and so on. But, as practice has shown, all strongly depends on the concrete person. At restaurant, as a rule, serve decently. In bars - it is strong as will carry, and quite often there are absolutely dreadful brakes. Number cleaning - too as will carry. At us one week were cleaned perfectly, another when the cleaner was replaced, disgustingly. The people in a reception - very strange: sit with eyes of a spoiling mouse and are terribly frightened, when hear any question. Questions thus almost always answer negatively but if you insist - go to search for somebody who can understand a question and on it to answer. However, in ресепшн quite often there is very sensible Romanian Evgenie who solves any problems. Besides, it very ridiculously speaks English: to listen - it is a pleasure.
DVD in numbers - ingenious. There an audioexit - only 5.1, but in numbers two columns on which they, not long thinking, have deduced only fronts are suspended only. So if a beret with itself DVD with normal sound DD or DTS - to look them it will not turn out. Films only with a binaural sound suit. Therefore all of us the taken cinema looked on the laptop.
The island is strongly extended, but they somehow have strange distributed two restaurants: country houses from a jacuzzi (and they meet everywhere) - eat at restaurant on one end of island, a country house without a jacuzzi - at restaurant on other end. Thus, there are country houses from which to restaurant to go - minutes 40. There, the truth, everyones go electropenalties and minibuses, but it is easy possible to wait for them and half an hour.
If the country house leaves on an atoll outer side - the kind there will be ugly. And they lodge the people in these country houses, but, the truth while on demand move on other party.
On the bathing party ocean very small. In the morning and in the afternoon when outflow, to come on a neck - it is necessary to pass lines knows how many. However, in second half of day inflow so becomes much deeper.
Entertainments here practically are not present any, but it is typical for Maldives
WiFi works far not in all country houses. However the wire Internet is everywhere.
Pluses as I already spoke, too exist, not all here is hopeless:
Country houses big and quite comfortable. What leave on an inside, as a rule, also have beautiful purely Maldivian appearance on ocean.
Beach daily clean from seaweed and cucumbers, so after cleaning coast - as on a picture.
Ocean at coast very warm. In the morning of degrees 26-27, in the evening - 36-37. You bathe as in a huge bath in the evening. If to leave far away - temperature all time somewhere 26-27.
While in hotel there is not enough people. You bathe at ocean - on all beach zone a maximum of 1-2 more persons, and as a rule, there is nobody in general. All time such sensation, that you one on island. At restaurants and bars the people too while very much and have not enough.
In one of bars the verandah hangs directly over ocean, and from it very in a fantastic way to admire a decline.
On diving (bathing with a mask) a day on a live reef, and two times free of charge take out to different places.
Very good SPA. Weight of kinds of massage, the price reasonable, excellent surroundings and professional masseurs-tajki. In comparison with Turkey, where SPA almost always - expensive pleasure, here simply shine.
At restaurant, strangely enough, many fresh fruit, that for Maldives, generally speaking, not typically.
The Internet in any kind is in each country house.
Like all. That is more or are less happy, but more here we will not arrive.
вторник, 8 апреля 2008 г.
Russian are not guilty!
Several days ago sat with one Russian company and tried to understand, why in many hotels on Maldive islands do not love the Russian tourists. First have solved, that this all because of our love to binge. Well, we like to drink - there is at us such sin. However having analysed rather modest assortment of drinks on the given island and their disgusting manner to splash beer in beakers on 0,33, moreover and to not add - have come to conclusion, that in this case reproaches are groundless: we here almost do not drink, because plainly there is nothing. And at the appropriate value of a country house for strain-relief crystallization here there are no people who are ready to get drunk local spirits - health all the same more expensively.
After that the word was taken by one muzhik, by the form - the former sportsman. Russian do not love, it because we behave bars has told knows as. Here, for example, all was seen with such nice small small lamps along road? I each time as go - all time I see, that that one another the third lantern repair - they displaced on one side, lay at road. Who breaks them, the muzhik has severely asked? Who turns off defenceless lanterns on one side? This all we, Russian, was declared by the muzhik. We well cannot pass by a lantern in any way to not show the force idiotic! And all right - has once given a kick to a small lamp. So is not present - every day them repair, every day!
All company became sad and has agreed, that it, certainly, for certain our compatriots, in fact well to that else the idea will come in a head to take down lanterns. After that all have allowed a terrible oath to not touch lanterns to not aggravate the island conflict, have drunk up beer and dispatch.
Coming back home from a bar I have more closely looked narrowly at ill-starred lanterns. They represented a following design: the small concrete circle on which the vertical wooden chock is attached by wood screws, and on it settles down the plastic cylinder with a bulb inside. In height all construction was centimeters twenty five, no more. It seemed, you will give it a kick - a lantern and will collapse. I even wanted was to carry out investigatory experiment, but have then thought again, having recollected angry speech of the muzhik. We shall not aggravate, I have solved, and any lantern has not suffered from me.
And in couple of days we went to a reception, and we on a passage were picked up with a special electromobile: them threw on island, bringing up having a rest because some tourists up to restaurant on foot had to go minutes 30-40 much. Driving in an electromobile which absolutely very young native ran, I have paid attention that it tries to keep as it is possible more close to the lanterns put on a shoulder. Probably, it at it was such driver's glamour: to get used to lanterns and to not concern them thus. And "to not concern" is was obviously unattainable dream because some times the electromobile rubed lanterns quite particularly. Minutes through five drivings on rotation the guy has not calculated rotation - and has at all taken down one lantern. On following rotation - one more. In total for a small trip from its trap have found the calm three lanterns. And if to note, that these electromobiles of a piece three, and they go there-here tens times a day - at once it became clear, who exactly knocks down lanterns on island in such quantities.
So Russian - are not guilty, of what I assure all compatriots!
P.S. Last night I all the same have tried to bring down one lantern a leg - for experiment. And so, a fig with two it has given in! I, certainly, not so hot healthy fellow, but a lantern have not stirred at all! They can be brought down only the bulldozer or something in this genus. So it is not necessary to induce slander on us, silent and peace Russian tourists. We never shall dare to bring down a lantern! Not in ours it is traditions!
After that the word was taken by one muzhik, by the form - the former sportsman. Russian do not love, it because we behave bars has told knows as. Here, for example, all was seen with such nice small small lamps along road? I each time as go - all time I see, that that one another the third lantern repair - they displaced on one side, lay at road. Who breaks them, the muzhik has severely asked? Who turns off defenceless lanterns on one side? This all we, Russian, was declared by the muzhik. We well cannot pass by a lantern in any way to not show the force idiotic! And all right - has once given a kick to a small lamp. So is not present - every day them repair, every day!
All company became sad and has agreed, that it, certainly, for certain our compatriots, in fact well to that else the idea will come in a head to take down lanterns. After that all have allowed a terrible oath to not touch lanterns to not aggravate the island conflict, have drunk up beer and dispatch.
Coming back home from a bar I have more closely looked narrowly at ill-starred lanterns. They represented a following design: the small concrete circle on which the vertical wooden chock is attached by wood screws, and on it settles down the plastic cylinder with a bulb inside. In height all construction was centimeters twenty five, no more. It seemed, you will give it a kick - a lantern and will collapse. I even wanted was to carry out investigatory experiment, but have then thought again, having recollected angry speech of the muzhik. We shall not aggravate, I have solved, and any lantern has not suffered from me.
And in couple of days we went to a reception, and we on a passage were picked up with a special electromobile: them threw on island, bringing up having a rest because some tourists up to restaurant on foot had to go minutes 30-40 much. Driving in an electromobile which absolutely very young native ran, I have paid attention that it tries to keep as it is possible more close to the lanterns put on a shoulder. Probably, it at it was such driver's glamour: to get used to lanterns and to not concern them thus. And "to not concern" is was obviously unattainable dream because some times the electromobile rubed lanterns quite particularly. Minutes through five drivings on rotation the guy has not calculated rotation - and has at all taken down one lantern. On following rotation - one more. In total for a small trip from its trap have found the calm three lanterns. And if to note, that these electromobiles of a piece three, and they go there-here tens times a day - at once it became clear, who exactly knocks down lanterns on island in such quantities.
So Russian - are not guilty, of what I assure all compatriots!
P.S. Last night I all the same have tried to bring down one lantern a leg - for experiment. And so, a fig with two it has given in! I, certainly, not so hot healthy fellow, but a lantern have not stirred at all! They can be brought down only the bulldozer or something in this genus. So it is not necessary to induce slander on us, silent and peace Russian tourists. We never shall dare to bring down a lantern! Not in ours it is traditions!
понедельник, 24 марта 2008 г.
Afftar
Once again collected authors for one of projects. This process is usually stretched on time: before to include the candidate, I need to find out, whether our conditions approach it, and also whether it approaches us. There is a correspondence, reading of clauses under sent references, a writing of test article, the coordination of any trifles and so on. After that, if all is normal, I bring the candidate for base of authors of the project, I sign it on our dispatch, I give the instruction. Then I read clauses which it sends, and it is detailed in the letter I assort, that in them is not present so - the person should get used to our style and our requirements.
There is one such candidate. We correspond. It very in detail finds out all, I in detail explain all to it. Shows articles. Writes test article. Well, in general, approaches, though and with greater clauses. But this business usual - will be trained, if there is a desire.
I include it in base of authors, I sign on dispatch. It sends article. A heap of mistakes. In detail I assort, I send back. In the answer silence. Passes month - sends the letter in which speaks that has no an opportunity to write for the project and asks it to remove from base and from dispatch.
Situation strange. I have spent for it of features knows what is the time, and now it declares, that, whether see, will not deign. Well and the more so that authors do not have any rigid schedule of the publication of articles. Can - writes. Cannot - does not write. But has asked and has asked - I remove it from base of authors and I refuse from dispatch.
Passes month. This pretzel appears at me in mail and asks to bring again it in base of authors and to sign on dispatch - whether see, now at it time has appeared. Now it will deign.
I, actually, to that here am surprised... Only to that this person asks me: " Why at once " in an ass "?!! "
P.S. There are authors whom with me eight years work in various on-line editions. Old guards. By the way, among them there is no muscovite. I of muscovites on those editions where I work as the editor-in-chief, in general never take. To work do not want, and arrogance - above lanterns.
P.P.S. Yes, I - a muscovite in the third generation. To work I do not want, and arrogance - above lanterns. Well so I also speak...
There is one such candidate. We correspond. It very in detail finds out all, I in detail explain all to it. Shows articles. Writes test article. Well, in general, approaches, though and with greater clauses. But this business usual - will be trained, if there is a desire.
I include it in base of authors, I sign on dispatch. It sends article. A heap of mistakes. In detail I assort, I send back. In the answer silence. Passes month - sends the letter in which speaks that has no an opportunity to write for the project and asks it to remove from base and from dispatch.
Situation strange. I have spent for it of features knows what is the time, and now it declares, that, whether see, will not deign. Well and the more so that authors do not have any rigid schedule of the publication of articles. Can - writes. Cannot - does not write. But has asked and has asked - I remove it from base of authors and I refuse from dispatch.
Passes month. This pretzel appears at me in mail and asks to bring again it in base of authors and to sign on dispatch - whether see, now at it time has appeared. Now it will deign.
I, actually, to that here am surprised... Only to that this person asks me: " Why at once " in an ass "?!! "
P.S. There are authors whom with me eight years work in various on-line editions. Old guards. By the way, among them there is no muscovite. I of muscovites on those editions where I work as the editor-in-chief, in general never take. To work do not want, and arrogance - above lanterns.
P.P.S. Yes, I - a muscovite in the third generation. To work I do not want, and arrogance - above lanterns. Well so I also speak...
суббота, 22 марта 2008 г.
Expressive pantomime
My favourite episode from " 99 francs " - dialogue by gestures with drags-dealers. As there the dealer shows effect from that make a fool, which it offers is something with something! Look, an episode small, but very expressive.
Upd: the Pancake, with Youtube it have instantly banged. That from film of episodes there lays - as dirts. I do not understand.
Upd: the Pancake, with Youtube it have instantly banged. That from film of episodes there lays - as dirts. I do not understand.
среда, 12 марта 2008 г.
There was a strange history with Webmoney.
It was required to me to transfer one person (to Ukraine though it is insignificant) a certain sum. The sum was decent and roubles have not sufficed me. Therefore the basic sum has transferred in WMR with the patronage for 7 days. Remained 100 WMZ has transferred without any patronage.
I write to the person on ICQ - whether has received money. That answers, that 100 WMZ has received (which have been sent later), and more nothing came. I look at myself - money are written off, in history of operations is, the status of transfer "is not completed" - that is the code is not entered also money somewhere dangle in system.
Have decided to wait - whether a little that. Next day the situation has not changed. The person has written to a support service with a question: " Where is the fucking money, Lebowsky ". From support have asked to send three kinds of screenshots - a WMR-purse, a WMZ-purse and full history of operations. It has sent. After that support has decayed.
Have waited even day. After that already I have written to them with all screenshots. From support have asked to send three kinds of screenshots - a WMR-purse, a WMZ-purse and full history of operations (probably, the typical answer). Well, for me it is not difficult, has sent still time. After that they have asked, that my subscriber has sent the same screenshots. The answer in occasion of that it already sent all - have ignored. The subscriber has sent once again, to it it is not complex.
Support has decayed for day. Has then informed the subscriber, that money to them have arrived. The subscriber has answered, that the essence of a problem and consists that they did not act. They dangle somewhere in system. Three day. And this money to it are necessary - to purchase forages to a camel, differently it will die. And if the camel will die, I have added already to a support service, the support service because it is a mistake of system, instead of ours will already die. And I do not understand, why some day the subscriber cannot already receive my money. Though the system, certainly, has not forgotten to demand the percent for transfer.
To wait for the ending of week and possible returning of the sum to me on a purse - it would not be desirable in any way. First, long, and secondly, why I should lose already paid percent for transfer?
But today all has ended safely. Money to the subscriber have come, and it has received dry lines from a support service: " Money are enlisted on the account ". There has passed only almost week. I, in general, did not wait from a support service of words of moral sympathy or any apologies (though obviously the system is guilty), but their manner to obtain data and to dump for some days without any explanations - somehow has not pleased. Especially, I emphasize, that it was not our fault. We were diligent translators of a small tranche for twenty cars of bacon.
I write to the person on ICQ - whether has received money. That answers, that 100 WMZ has received (which have been sent later), and more nothing came. I look at myself - money are written off, in history of operations is, the status of transfer "is not completed" - that is the code is not entered also money somewhere dangle in system.
Have decided to wait - whether a little that. Next day the situation has not changed. The person has written to a support service with a question: " Where is the fucking money, Lebowsky ". From support have asked to send three kinds of screenshots - a WMR-purse, a WMZ-purse and full history of operations. It has sent. After that support has decayed.
Have waited even day. After that already I have written to them with all screenshots. From support have asked to send three kinds of screenshots - a WMR-purse, a WMZ-purse and full history of operations (probably, the typical answer). Well, for me it is not difficult, has sent still time. After that they have asked, that my subscriber has sent the same screenshots. The answer in occasion of that it already sent all - have ignored. The subscriber has sent once again, to it it is not complex.
Support has decayed for day. Has then informed the subscriber, that money to them have arrived. The subscriber has answered, that the essence of a problem and consists that they did not act. They dangle somewhere in system. Three day. And this money to it are necessary - to purchase forages to a camel, differently it will die. And if the camel will die, I have added already to a support service, the support service because it is a mistake of system, instead of ours will already die. And I do not understand, why some day the subscriber cannot already receive my money. Though the system, certainly, has not forgotten to demand the percent for transfer.
To wait for the ending of week and possible returning of the sum to me on a purse - it would not be desirable in any way. First, long, and secondly, why I should lose already paid percent for transfer?
But today all has ended safely. Money to the subscriber have come, and it has received dry lines from a support service: " Money are enlisted on the account ". There has passed only almost week. I, in general, did not wait from a support service of words of moral sympathy or any apologies (though obviously the system is guilty), but their manner to obtain data and to dump for some days without any explanations - somehow has not pleased. Especially, I emphasize, that it was not our fault. We were diligent translators of a small tranche for twenty cars of bacon.
понедельник, 10 марта 2008 г.
Las Vegas Season 3
Has looked through the third season of a serial "Las Vegas". Predictably, in the third season they have completely lowered. From new "Montecito" in which role there was stinker Lara Flynn Boyle, it was possible to squeeze out the owner much more, and as they have removed it from a serial - for it simply to kill it is necessary. A madhouse full.
Good Cameo became much less, than in the first-second season - all any singers. The Pussycat Dolls - too to me, guest stars...
And with a plot scripwriters already also did not know how to be perverted. The muzhik from a penultimate episode which has decided to plunder a casino - authors, similar, send to strong preparations.
To recollect from all season there is practically nothing. A serial cud. Well unless an episode when Ed DeLaney remove in a casino for advertising. I quote on memory.
- Ed, Ed, you should look in the chamber strictly and imperously. As Sonny in "Godfather".
- I do not know, I did not look...
The fourth season is even worse than the third? Or all the same were corrected? There like Tom Selleck has come instead of Caan.
Good Cameo became much less, than in the first-second season - all any singers. The Pussycat Dolls - too to me, guest stars...
And with a plot scripwriters already also did not know how to be perverted. The muzhik from a penultimate episode which has decided to plunder a casino - authors, similar, send to strong preparations.
To recollect from all season there is practically nothing. A serial cud. Well unless an episode when Ed DeLaney remove in a casino for advertising. I quote on memory.
- Ed, Ed, you should look in the chamber strictly and imperously. As Sonny in "Godfather".
- I do not know, I did not look...
The fourth season is even worse than the third? Or all the same were corrected? There like Tom Selleck has come instead of Caan.
воскресенье, 9 марта 2008 г.
The mystical call of Stripoppopsumums
The next charming letter has come. I should share...
The participant of your forum writes to you, but the name to open for the clear reasons I am afraid - Troubles me and without that suffices. You probably in a rate that dream me the fifth day successively. I know about your direct participation in an astrology and perfectly I understand what technologies you use to manipulate my consciousness based in luxury. So know - unsolved your acts will not remain, even if dreams will be followed with more rigid attempts of manipulations or hypnosis. Probably, you will be not stopped with my requests and reproaches but know - I have some attitude to a cult of the Great Magnet so you for certain in a rate what security by Stripoppopsumums Our Great Teacher can allocate me to neutralize a negative from your mental influences. Signatures will not be, but if want I shall name Susanna. This name concerns to group of quartz sand which falls asleep and wakes up through edges and thorns of malicious intrigues human. Behind this I hope, that an occasion to write to you to me any more it will not be presented.
I now respect with myself even more. I also did not know, that I use such odd technologies, capable to punch by Stripoppopsumums through into smithereens half-and-half...
The participant of your forum writes to you, but the name to open for the clear reasons I am afraid - Troubles me and without that suffices. You probably in a rate that dream me the fifth day successively. I know about your direct participation in an astrology and perfectly I understand what technologies you use to manipulate my consciousness based in luxury. So know - unsolved your acts will not remain, even if dreams will be followed with more rigid attempts of manipulations or hypnosis. Probably, you will be not stopped with my requests and reproaches but know - I have some attitude to a cult of the Great Magnet so you for certain in a rate what security by Stripoppopsumums Our Great Teacher can allocate me to neutralize a negative from your mental influences. Signatures will not be, but if want I shall name Susanna. This name concerns to group of quartz sand which falls asleep and wakes up through edges and thorns of malicious intrigues human. Behind this I hope, that an occasion to write to you to me any more it will not be presented.
I now respect with myself even more. I also did not know, that I use such odd technologies, capable to punch by Stripoppopsumums through into smithereens half-and-half...
суббота, 8 марта 2008 г.
Cocktail “Valadier”
Episode. Hotel Valadier in which we have stopped in Rome. A lobby-bar. We need to sit there half an hour - to wait, when a restaurant being in the neighborhood will open for a supper (the supper there began from 19:30, and before is that you want do. In a lobby is simple so to sit boringly, therefore have asked the menu. I have chosen the Italian beer - to taste, and the wife has noticed in the menu firm cocktail “Valadier” - it and have ordered for a change.
The obliging waiter has accepted the order and has left for a rack of a bar. Therefore has quickly brought to me beer and has told, that cocktail “Valadier” during preparation and it will be already fast - expect, the seigneur.
Again having dropped in for a rack of a bar, the waiter has started to ring nervously there bottles and glasses. From a corridor there was any employee with a vacuum cleaner which has thrust a vacuum cleaner in the socket and has started to process a carpet covering. The waiter, having caught sight of the cleaner, the beginnings quickly
To give up as hopeless, showing that that has cut down a vacuum cleaner - a pier, it is necessary to discuss. That has cut down. After that at them following conversation in Italian took place. (no, I Italian almost do not know, but actually all was clear on gesticulation and intonation.)
- Vincenzo, Vincenzo, - the waiter has shouted. - you represent, these goats have ordered our devil's firm cocktail “Valadier”. And as it to do - figs knows! How to blind " Sex on a beach " - I know. "Orgasm" - I am able. " Mochito" - blindly. And this “Valadier”... Who in general has thought up it?
- Probably the barman also has thought up, - the employee has assumed. - where it, by the way, walks?
- Yes the devil only knows, - the waiter has answered. - has told, that will depart for a minute - a pier, to people all the same is not present. Already half an hour Also walks. And me for it, by the way, to be answerable.
- And you do not worry
, - the employee has advised. - they all the same do not know, that such cocktail “Valadier”. Splash there rum, any juice, throw an olive and insert pieces five different tubules. The main thing - tubules multicolored.
- You think? - with doubt in a voice the waiter has asked.
- That I have died - the employee has sworn. - Only rum splash more: these Russian love, that was stronger.
The waiter has deeply sighed, has taken a glass, a bottle of rum and has splashed with all the heart. Has then waved
Above packages with juice, has chosen pineapple and has diluted rum. During this moment there was gray-haired and very representative barman.
- Adriano! - the joyful waiter has shouted. - well where you go? These Russian have ordered our firm cocktail “Valadier” and as it to do - figs knows.
- And what it at you in hands? - the barman has strictly asked.
- Cocktail ”Valadier” special edition, - has answered the waiter. - there is more than rum and pineapple juice.
- Correctly, - the barman has approved. - still there an olive and pieces five different tubules multicolored. So you and know all, that experienced?
In a minute before the wife there was firm cocktail “Valadier”. It has appeared, by the way, tasty enough, though also strong
The obliging waiter has accepted the order and has left for a rack of a bar. Therefore has quickly brought to me beer and has told, that cocktail “Valadier” during preparation and it will be already fast - expect, the seigneur.
Again having dropped in for a rack of a bar, the waiter has started to ring nervously there bottles and glasses. From a corridor there was any employee with a vacuum cleaner which has thrust a vacuum cleaner in the socket and has started to process a carpet covering. The waiter, having caught sight of the cleaner, the beginnings quickly
To give up as hopeless, showing that that has cut down a vacuum cleaner - a pier, it is necessary to discuss. That has cut down. After that at them following conversation in Italian took place. (no, I Italian almost do not know, but actually all was clear on gesticulation and intonation.)
- Vincenzo, Vincenzo, - the waiter has shouted. - you represent, these goats have ordered our devil's firm cocktail “Valadier”. And as it to do - figs knows! How to blind " Sex on a beach " - I know. "Orgasm" - I am able. " Mochito" - blindly. And this “Valadier”... Who in general has thought up it?
- Probably the barman also has thought up, - the employee has assumed. - where it, by the way, walks?
- Yes the devil only knows, - the waiter has answered. - has told, that will depart for a minute - a pier, to people all the same is not present. Already half an hour Also walks. And me for it, by the way, to be answerable.
- And you do not worry
, - the employee has advised. - they all the same do not know, that such cocktail “Valadier”. Splash there rum, any juice, throw an olive and insert pieces five different tubules. The main thing - tubules multicolored.
- You think? - with doubt in a voice the waiter has asked.
- That I have died - the employee has sworn. - Only rum splash more: these Russian love, that was stronger.
The waiter has deeply sighed, has taken a glass, a bottle of rum and has splashed with all the heart. Has then waved
Above packages with juice, has chosen pineapple and has diluted rum. During this moment there was gray-haired and very representative barman.
- Adriano! - the joyful waiter has shouted. - well where you go? These Russian have ordered our firm cocktail “Valadier” and as it to do - figs knows.
- And what it at you in hands? - the barman has strictly asked.
- Cocktail ”Valadier” special edition, - has answered the waiter. - there is more than rum and pineapple juice.
- Correctly, - the barman has approved. - still there an olive and pieces five different tubules multicolored. So you and know all, that experienced?
In a minute before the wife there was firm cocktail “Valadier”. It has appeared, by the way, tasty enough, though also strong
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