Cocktail “Valadier”

Episode. Hotel Valadier in which we have stopped in Rome. A lobby-bar. We need to sit there half an hour - to wait, when a restaurant being in the neighborhood will open for a supper (the supper there began from 19:30, and before is that you want do. In a lobby is simple so to sit boringly, therefore have asked the menu. I have chosen the Italian beer - to taste, and the wife has noticed in the menu firm cocktail “Valadier” - it and have ordered for a change.

The obliging waiter has accepted the order and has left for a rack of a bar. Therefore has quickly brought to me beer and has told, that cocktail “Valadier” during preparation and it will be already fast - expect, the seigneur.

Again having dropped in for a rack of a bar, the waiter has started to ring nervously there bottles and glasses. From a corridor there was any employee with a vacuum cleaner which has thrust a vacuum cleaner in the socket and has started to process a carpet covering. The waiter, having caught sight of the cleaner, the beginnings quickly
To give up as hopeless, showing that that has cut down a vacuum cleaner - a pier, it is necessary to discuss. That has cut down. After that at them following conversation in Italian took place. (no, I Italian almost do not know, but actually all was clear on gesticulation and intonation.)

- Vincenzo, Vincenzo, - the waiter has shouted. - you represent, these goats have ordered our devil's firm cocktail “Valadier”. And as it to do - figs knows! How to blind " Sex on a beach " - I know. "Orgasm" - I am able. " Mochito" - blindly. And this “Valadier”... Who in general has thought up it?
- Probably the barman also has thought up, - the employee has assumed. - where it, by the way, walks?
- Yes the devil only knows, - the waiter has answered. - has told, that will depart for a minute - a pier, to people all the same is not present. Already half an hour Also walks. And me for it, by the way, to be answerable.
- And you do not worry
, - the employee has advised. - they all the same do not know, that such cocktail “Valadier”. Splash there rum, any juice, throw an olive and insert pieces five different tubules. The main thing - tubules multicolored.
- You think? - with doubt in a voice the waiter has asked.
- That I have died - the employee has sworn. - Only rum splash more: these Russian love, that was stronger.

The waiter has deeply sighed, has taken a glass, a bottle of rum and has splashed with all the heart. Has then waved
Above packages with juice, has chosen pineapple and has diluted rum. During this moment there was gray-haired and very representative barman.

- Adriano! - the joyful waiter has shouted. - well where you go? These Russian have ordered our firm cocktail “Valadier” and as it to do - figs knows.
- And what it at you in hands? - the barman has strictly asked.
- Cocktail ”Valadier” special edition, - has answered the waiter. - there is more than rum and pineapple juice.
- Correctly, - the barman has approved. - still there an olive and pieces five different tubules multicolored. So you and know all, that experienced?

In a minute before the wife there was firm cocktail “Valadier”. It has appeared, by the way, tasty enough, though also strong