Russian are not guilty!

Several days ago sat with one Russian company and tried to understand, why in many hotels on Maldive islands do not love the Russian tourists. First have solved, that this all because of our love to binge. Well, we like to drink - there is at us such sin. However having analysed rather modest assortment of drinks on the given island and their disgusting manner to splash beer in beakers on 0,33, moreover and to not add - have come to conclusion, that in this case reproaches are groundless: we here almost do not drink, because plainly there is nothing. And at the appropriate value of a country house for strain-relief crystallization here there are no people who are ready to get drunk local spirits - health all the same more expensively.

After that the word was taken by one muzhik, by the form - the former sportsman. Russian do not love, it because we behave bars has told knows as. Here, for example, all was seen with such nice small small lamps along road? I each time as go - all time I see, that that one another the third lantern repair - they displaced on one side, lay at road. Who breaks them, the muzhik has severely asked? Who turns off defenceless lanterns on one side? This all we, Russian, was declared by the muzhik. We well cannot pass by a lantern in any way to not show the force idiotic! And all right - has once given a kick to a small lamp. So is not present - every day them repair, every day!

All company became sad and has agreed, that it, certainly, for certain our compatriots, in fact well to that else the idea will come in a head to take down lanterns. After that all have allowed a terrible oath to not touch lanterns to not aggravate the island conflict, have drunk up beer and dispatch.


Coming back home from a bar I have more closely looked narrowly at ill-starred lanterns. They represented a following design: the small concrete circle on which the vertical wooden chock is attached by wood screws, and on it settles down the plastic cylinder with a bulb inside. In height all construction was centimeters twenty five, no more. It seemed, you will give it a kick - a lantern and will collapse. I even wanted was to carry out investigatory experiment, but have then thought again, having recollected angry speech of the muzhik. We shall not aggravate, I have solved, and any lantern has not suffered from me.

And in couple of days we went to a reception, and we on a passage were picked up with a special electromobile: them threw on island, bringing up having a rest because some tourists up to restaurant on foot had to go minutes 30-40 much. Driving in an electromobile which absolutely very young native ran, I have paid attention that it tries to keep as it is possible more close to the lanterns put on a shoulder. Probably, it at it was such driver's glamour: to get used to lanterns and to not concern them thus. And "to not concern" is was obviously unattainable dream because some times the electromobile rubed lanterns quite particularly. Minutes through five drivings on rotation the guy has not calculated rotation - and has at all taken down one lantern. On following rotation - one more. In total for a small trip from its trap have found the calm three lanterns. And if to note, that these electromobiles of a piece three, and they go there-here tens times a day - at once it became clear, who exactly knocks down lanterns on island in such quantities.

So Russian - are not guilty, of what I assure all compatriots!

P.S. Last night I all the same have tried to bring down one lantern a leg - for experiment. And so, a fig with two it has given in! I, certainly, not so hot healthy fellow, but a lantern have not stirred at all! They can be brought down only the bulldozer or something in this genus. So it is not necessary to induce slander on us, silent and peace Russian tourists. We never shall dare to bring down a lantern! Not in ours it is traditions!