Afftar

Once again collected authors for one of projects. This process is usually stretched on time: before to include the candidate, I need to find out, whether our conditions approach it, and also whether it approaches us. There is a correspondence, reading of clauses under sent references, a writing of test article, the coordination of any trifles and so on. After that, if all is normal, I bring the candidate for base of authors of the project, I sign it on our dispatch, I give the instruction. Then I read clauses which it sends, and it is detailed in the letter I assort, that in them is not present so - the person should get used to our style and our requirements.

There is one such candidate. We correspond. It very in detail finds out all, I in detail explain all to it. Shows articles. Writes test article. Well, in general, approaches, though and with greater clauses. But this business usual - will be trained, if there is a desire.

I include it in base of authors, I sign on dispatch. It sends article. A heap of mistakes. In detail I assort, I send back. In the answer silence. Passes month - sends the letter in which speaks that has no an opportunity to write for the project and asks it to remove from base and from dispatch.

Situation strange. I have spent for it of features knows what is the time, and now it declares, that, whether see, will not deign. Well and the more so that authors do not have any rigid schedule of the publication of articles. Can - writes. Cannot - does not write. But has asked and has asked - I remove it from base of authors and I refuse from dispatch.

Passes month. This pretzel appears at me in mail and asks to bring again it in base of authors and to sign on dispatch - whether see, now at it time has appeared. Now it will deign.

I, actually, to that here am surprised... Only to that this person asks me: " Why at once " in an ass "?!! "

P.S. There are authors whom with me eight years work in various on-line editions. Old guards. By the way, among them there is no muscovite. I of muscovites on those editions where I work as the editor-in-chief, in general never take. To work do not want, and arrogance - above lanterns.

P.P.S. Yes, I - a muscovite in the third generation. To work I do not want, and arrogance - above lanterns. Well so I also speak...

Expressive pantomime

My favourite episode from " 99 francs " - dialogue by gestures with drags-dealers. As there the dealer shows effect from that make a fool, which it offers is something with something! Look, an episode small, but very expressive.

Upd: the Pancake, with Youtube it have instantly banged. That from film of episodes there lays - as dirts. I do not understand.

There was a strange history with Webmoney.

It was required to me to transfer one person (to Ukraine though it is insignificant) a certain sum. The sum was decent and roubles have not sufficed me. Therefore the basic sum has transferred in WMR with the patronage for 7 days. Remained 100 WMZ has transferred without any patronage.

I write to the person on ICQ - whether has received money. That answers, that 100 WMZ has received (which have been sent later), and more nothing came. I look at myself - money are written off, in history of operations is, the status of transfer "is not completed" - that is the code is not entered also money somewhere dangle in system.

Have decided to wait - whether a little that. Next day the situation has not changed. The person has written to a support service with a question: " Where is the fucking money, Lebowsky ". From support have asked to send three kinds of screenshots - a WMR-purse, a WMZ-purse and full history of operations. It has sent. After that support has decayed.

Have waited even day. After that already I have written to them with all screenshots. From support have asked to send three kinds of screenshots - a WMR-purse, a WMZ-purse and full history of operations (probably, the typical answer). Well, for me it is not difficult, has sent still time. After that they have asked, that my subscriber has sent the same screenshots. The answer in occasion of that it already sent all - have ignored. The subscriber has sent once again, to it it is not complex.

Support has decayed for day. Has then informed the subscriber, that money to them have arrived. The subscriber has answered, that the essence of a problem and consists that they did not act. They dangle somewhere in system. Three day. And this money to it are necessary - to purchase forages to a camel, differently it will die. And if the camel will die, I have added already to a support service, the support service because it is a mistake of system, instead of ours will already die. And I do not understand, why some day the subscriber cannot already receive my money. Though the system, certainly, has not forgotten to demand the percent for transfer.

To wait for the ending of week and possible returning of the sum to me on a purse - it would not be desirable in any way. First, long, and secondly, why I should lose already paid percent for transfer?

But today all has ended safely. Money to the subscriber have come, and it has received dry lines from a support service: " Money are enlisted on the account ". There has passed only almost week. I, in general, did not wait from a support service of words of moral sympathy or any apologies (though obviously the system is guilty), but their manner to obtain data and to dump for some days without any explanations - somehow has not pleased. Especially, I emphasize, that it was not our fault. We were diligent translators of a small tranche for twenty cars of bacon.

Las Vegas Season 3

Has looked through the third season of a serial "Las Vegas". Predictably, in the third season they have completely lowered. From new "Montecito" in which role there was stinker Lara Flynn Boyle, it was possible to squeeze out the owner much more, and as they have removed it from a serial - for it simply to kill it is necessary. A madhouse full.

Good Cameo became much less, than in the first-second season - all any singers. The Pussycat Dolls - too to me, guest stars...

And with a plot scripwriters already also did not know how to be perverted. The muzhik from a penultimate episode which has decided to plunder a casino - authors, similar, send to strong preparations.

To recollect from all season there is practically nothing. A serial cud. Well unless an episode when Ed DeLaney remove in a casino for advertising. I quote on memory.

- Ed, Ed, you should look in the chamber strictly and imperously. As Sonny in "Godfather".
- I do not know, I did not look...

The fourth season is even worse than the third? Or all the same were corrected? There like Tom Selleck has come instead of Caan.

The mystical call of Stripoppopsumums

The next charming letter has come. I should share...

The participant of your forum writes to you, but the name to open for the clear reasons I am afraid - Troubles me and without that suffices. You probably in a rate that dream me the fifth day successively. I know about your direct participation in an astrology and perfectly I understand what technologies you use to manipulate my consciousness based in luxury. So know - unsolved your acts will not remain, even if dreams will be followed with more rigid attempts of manipulations or hypnosis. Probably, you will be not stopped with my requests and reproaches but know - I have some attitude to a cult of the Great Magnet so you for certain in a rate what security by Stripoppopsumums Our Great Teacher can allocate me to neutralize a negative from your mental influences. Signatures will not be, but if want I shall name Susanna. This name concerns to group of quartz sand which falls asleep and wakes up through edges and thorns of malicious intrigues human. Behind this I hope, that an occasion to write to you to me any more it will not be presented.

I now respect with myself even more. I also did not know, that I use such odd technologies, capable to punch by Stripoppopsumums through into smithereens half-and-half...

Cocktail “Valadier”

Episode. Hotel Valadier in which we have stopped in Rome. A lobby-bar. We need to sit there half an hour - to wait, when a restaurant being in the neighborhood will open for a supper (the supper there began from 19:30, and before is that you want do. In a lobby is simple so to sit boringly, therefore have asked the menu. I have chosen the Italian beer - to taste, and the wife has noticed in the menu firm cocktail “Valadier” - it and have ordered for a change.

The obliging waiter has accepted the order and has left for a rack of a bar. Therefore has quickly brought to me beer and has told, that cocktail “Valadier” during preparation and it will be already fast - expect, the seigneur.

Again having dropped in for a rack of a bar, the waiter has started to ring nervously there bottles and glasses. From a corridor there was any employee with a vacuum cleaner which has thrust a vacuum cleaner in the socket and has started to process a carpet covering. The waiter, having caught sight of the cleaner, the beginnings quickly
To give up as hopeless, showing that that has cut down a vacuum cleaner - a pier, it is necessary to discuss. That has cut down. After that at them following conversation in Italian took place. (no, I Italian almost do not know, but actually all was clear on gesticulation and intonation.)

- Vincenzo, Vincenzo, - the waiter has shouted. - you represent, these goats have ordered our devil's firm cocktail “Valadier”. And as it to do - figs knows! How to blind " Sex on a beach " - I know. "Orgasm" - I am able. " Mochito" - blindly. And this “Valadier”... Who in general has thought up it?
- Probably the barman also has thought up, - the employee has assumed. - where it, by the way, walks?
- Yes the devil only knows, - the waiter has answered. - has told, that will depart for a minute - a pier, to people all the same is not present. Already half an hour Also walks. And me for it, by the way, to be answerable.
- And you do not worry
, - the employee has advised. - they all the same do not know, that such cocktail “Valadier”. Splash there rum, any juice, throw an olive and insert pieces five different tubules. The main thing - tubules multicolored.
- You think? - with doubt in a voice the waiter has asked.
- That I have died - the employee has sworn. - Only rum splash more: these Russian love, that was stronger.

The waiter has deeply sighed, has taken a glass, a bottle of rum and has splashed with all the heart. Has then waved
Above packages with juice, has chosen pineapple and has diluted rum. During this moment there was gray-haired and very representative barman.

- Adriano! - the joyful waiter has shouted. - well where you go? These Russian have ordered our firm cocktail “Valadier” and as it to do - figs knows.
- And what it at you in hands? - the barman has strictly asked.
- Cocktail ”Valadier” special edition, - has answered the waiter. - there is more than rum and pineapple juice.
- Correctly, - the barman has approved. - still there an olive and pieces five different tubules multicolored. So you and know all, that experienced?

In a minute before the wife there was firm cocktail “Valadier”. It has appeared, by the way, tasty enough, though also strong